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You Have Been Summoned Here To Answer The Threat Of Global Warming | Unisex Recycled T-Shirt

You Have Been Summoned Here To Answer The Threat Of Global Warming | Unisex Recycled T-Shirt

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Description & Size

If there is ever going to be a great parody of The Lord Of The Rings, this shirt would be it. Imagine Elrond giving his speech to a fellowship of brave souls here on Earth if the world was being threatened by Global Warming. Oh wait...


About This Eco-Friendly Recycled T-Shirt:

This branded shirt by District Clothing is a soft, durable and 100% recycled fabric t-shirt that was made for all the eco-conscious people out there in the world. The material used to construct this tee is never re-dyed, which gives the texture of this shirt a kind of vintage look, and the shirt is manufactured using as few chemicals and as little water as possible. It is a unisex style shirt too, which looks great on both men and women. It fits true to size for men and slightly oversized for women.




60% recycled cotton, 40% recycled polyester.

Heat-pressed manufacturer label (no tag).

Vintage texture.


Care Instructions:

Turn inside out, machine wash cold, non-chlorine bleach, tumble dry medium, do not iron decoration.

Size & Fit:

True to size for men.

Slightly oversized for women.

Male model is 6'1" wearing size M.


Processing & Shipping

Estimated Worldwide Delivery Time is 12 - 15 Days.

Estimated Delivery Time varies and is not guaranteed.

Estimated Delivery Time includes Shipping and Processing.

USA Customers typically receive orders 3-6 business days after shipment.

International Customers typically receive orders 2-4 weeks after shipment.

We are not responsible for delayed shipments. If you believe your shipment has been lost, reach out to us at with your Order Number and a representative will assist you.

Returns & Refunds

We accept 7 Day returns on most items, but not all.

Contact our support team first at, provide your Order Number and ask to see if your order is eligible for a return/refund. If your request has been approved, you can send all items to the return address that appears on your package (preferred) or you can send the items to the following address:


11201 Ed Brown Rd, Unit A

Charlotte, North Carolina 28273

United States

The customer is responsible for all return shipment costs.

All items must be in good condition with no signs of usage and with all tags attached.

All refunds processed only when you have communicated with us beforehand, we have received the items in question and they are in good condition.

For more information regarding our Returns Policy, please click here. If you have any issues with an order you placed, please contact us at, provide your Order Number and a representative will assist you as soon as possible.

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