Astronomical Sex Machine | T-Shirt
You are not a mere mortal. You're not a simple human being. Your sex appeal is too powerful for this world. You must be an astronaut from a distant planet. You are an astronomical sex machine!
About Our Shirt:
This is a soft but durable t-shirt that holds up quite well even after washing. It has a tailored fit that looks great on both men and women. It tends to fit true to size. If you want a more tight fit, you may need to order a size down. If you want to have a baggier, oversized fit, feel free to order a size or two up.
100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors
Heather/Tri-blend colors have a polyester/cotton mix
Turn inside out, machine wash cold, non-chlorine bleach, tumble dry medium, do not iron decoration.