Astronomical Sex Machine | T-Shirt
You are not a mere mortal. You're not a simple human being. Your sex appeal is too powerful for this world. You must be an astronaut from a distant planet. You are an astronomical sex machine!
About Our Shirt:
This is a soft but durable t-shirt that holds up quite well even after washing. It is a classic heavyweight tee that looks great on both men and women. It tends to fit true to size. If you want a more tight fit, you may need to order a size down. If you want to have a baggier, oversized fit, feel free to order a size or two up.
100% cotton for solid colors.
Heather/Tri-blend colors have a polyester/cotton mix.
Turn inside out, machine wash cold, non-chlorine bleach, tumble dry medium, do not iron decoration.
Size & Fit:
5-7 Business Days is our Processing Time.
Shipping Time begins when Processing Time ends.
Shipping Time varies.
Shipping Time is not guaranteed.
USA Customers typically receive orders 3-6 business days after shipment.
International Customers typically receive orders 2-4 weeks after shipment.
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We accept 7 Day returns on most items, but not all.
Contact our support team first at firstname.lastname@example.org, provide your Order Number and a reason for your return, and a representative will assist you.
If you do not have access to the return address slip, you can send all returns to:
11201 Ed Brown Rd, Unit A
Charlotte, North Carolina 28273
You are responsible for all return shipment costs. No exceptions.
All items must be in good condition with no signs of usage. No exceptions.
All refunds processed only when you have communicated with us beforehand, we have received the items in question and they are in good condition. No exceptions.
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