No Humans Allowed | T-Shirt
Absolutely no humans are allowed here. If you happen to find one of those disgusting aliens roaming around, call the Office of Alien Personnel Management at 1-800-555-5555.
About Our Shirt:
This is a soft but durable t-shirt that holds up quite well even after washing. It has a tailored fit that looks great on both men and women. It tends to fit true to size. If you want a more tight fit, you may need to order a size down. If you want to have a baggier, oversized fit, feel free to order a size or two up.
100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors
Heather/Tri-blend colors have a polyester/cotton mix
Turn inside out, machine wash cold, non-chlorine bleach, tumble dry medium, do not iron decoration.
5-7 Business Days is our Processing Time.
Shipping Time begins when Processing Time ends.
Shipping Time varies.
Shipping time is not guaranteed.
USA Customers typically receive orders 3-6 business days after shipment.
International Customers typically receive orders 2-4 weeks after shipment.
We are not responsible for delayed shipments. If you believe your shipment has been lost, reach out to us at email@example.com with your Order Number and we will take it from there.
We accept returns.
If you do not have access to the return address slip, you can send all returns to:
11201 Ed Brown Rd, Unit A
Charlotte, North Carolina 28273
You are responsible for all return shipment costs. No exceptions.
All refunds processed only when we have received the item and it is in good condition. No exceptions.