Nobody Knows I'm Drunk T-Shirt
What people don't know can't hurt them, right? Even with an obvious t-shirt like this blaring right at their faces. If anyone asks, just deny you're drunk. Deny it until you drop dead on your face.
This is a soft but durable t-shirt that holds up quite well even after washing. It has a tailored fit that looks great on both men and women. It tends to fit true to size. If you want a more tight fit, you may need to order a size down. If you want to have a baggier, oversized fit, feel free to order a size or two up.
100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors
Heather/Tri-blend colors have a polyester/cotton mix