Nobody Knows I'm Drunk T-Shirt
What people don't know can't hurt them, right? Even with an obvious t-shirt like this blaring right at their faces. If anyone asks, just deny you're drunk. Deny it until you drop dead on your face.
This is a soft but durable t-shirt that holds up quite well even after washing. It has a tailored fit that looks great on both men and women. It tends to fit true to size. If you want a more tight fit, you may need to order a size down. If you want to have a baggier, oversized fit, feel free to order a size or two up.
100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors
Heather/Tri-blend colors have a polyester/cotton mix
5-7 Business Days is our Processing Time.
Shipping Time begins when Processing Time ends.
Shipping Time varies.
Shipping Time is not guaranteed.
USA Customers typically receive orders 3-6 business days after shipment.
International Customers typically receive orders 2-4 weeks after shipment.
We are not responsible for delayed shipments. If you believe your shipment has been lost, reach out to us at firstname.lastname@example.org with your Order Number and a representative will assist you.
We accept 7 Day returns on most items, but not all.
Contact our support team first at email@example.com, provide your Order Number and a reason for your return, and a representative will assist you.
If you do not have access to the return address slip, you can send all returns to:
11201 Ed Brown Rd, Unit A
Charlotte, North Carolina 28273
You are responsible for all return shipment costs. No exceptions.
All items must be in good condition with no signs of usage. No exceptions.
All refunds processed only when you have communicated with us beforehand, we have received the items in question and they are in good condition. No exceptions.
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